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First i park my car then i fuck yo bitch

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

(via squeakadeeks)

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oreoofficial:

healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies

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sailorleo:

there’s a bit in homestuck volume 2 where hussie notes that if wv had a spook schema, it would be “fruit roll-up mummy or something”

the idea of that is adorable

(via phoenixqueue)

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thought-balloon:

i feel like i should make this my profile picture everywhere because it makes me laugh every time

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cbhermitwriter972:

grawly:

kootiepie:

saki-hyuuga:

gangbanglerfish:

WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????

image

did some of you guys really think they were older than 18

what the FUCK

I thought they were like 30 tbh

(Source: , via arachindsgrip)

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
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girl: we even finish each others s-
guy: quaaaaaaaaaaad FLOCKA
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fancymarquis:

rinrei is real

(via cherrysbutt)

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meloetta:

bruh-chan…

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